The most amazing thing happened the other day.
My nine-year-old son and I were watching television, and then God told me to kill him. I went to the garage, retrieved an extension cord, and used it to tie my son to the dining room table. Then I went to the kitchen, and got the biggest cleaver I could find. I held the cleaver up to my son's neck, and was about to cut off my son's head, but then God appeared before me and told me that he was just testing me. I was like "oh, okay," then I put down the cleaver, untied my son from the table, and continued going about my daily business.
Has anyone else had any experiences like this?
My nine-year-old son and I were watching television, and then God told me to kill him. I went to the garage, retrieved an extension cord, and used it to tie my son to the dining room table. Then I went to the kitchen, and got the biggest cleaver I could find. I held the cleaver up to my son's neck, and was about to cut off my son's head, but then God appeared before me and told me that he was just testing me. I was like "oh, okay," then I put down the cleaver, untied my son from the table, and continued going about my daily business.
Has anyone else had any experiences like this?