Have you ever dated anyone that looked like Jesus Christ (as portrayed in the...

[NoChanceWithoutAvocado]

...media, at least)? I have. He was a short Jewish hippie named Adam.
Mrs: That was a really lame diss. Just sayin'.

 

[TheSolitaryDude]

There's a 22 year old guy living in my house who looks like Jesus......

 

[waynebudd]

Apparently all Roman Catholic nuns have! They've all married him as well! (I think that's how it goes!)

 

[bubbles]

no, i havnt thank....God. That would be awkward

 

[EricK1]

No.

Not really my type. *puts mildly*

 

[mrs]

ur mistaken that guy didnt look like jesus christ, the short hairy hippie your talking about, didnt look like jesus chist. that was a girl. and her name is ur mom

 

[Misstnformation]

Yes and the advantage is if I cried out Oh God or called his name during sex, it would be the same person.

 

[Rod]

No, I like girls.

 

[TheloniusMonkey]

Yes. He was a pastor's son, to boot.