Have you ever done this? *game*

yea and then he gave me some ninjaedit candy...

ever shit ur self while on a date
 
The one cruise I went on, I tried to pimp up the ladies, but to no avail.

Have you ever had to get stitches?
 
I can't recall a specific time but I feel I'd be lying if I said no.

Have you ever sang/sung/singed in the shower?
 
yes.


have you ever thought that if you were a female, you would get pregnant just to get as many abortions as you can after the third month so you would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed human fetus, put them in jars of preservative liquid and put them on shelves in a secret room of your house. then when the walls are full of aborted fetuses, and finally have a child, anytime they are bad make them sit in the fetus filled room reminding them how easy you could of aborted their ass?
 
I just stopped reading it after you said abortions because I realized it's just some stupid attempt to try to be funny, so no.

Have you ever seen your parents naked?
 
not since I learned to shower all on my own

Ever fap in someone else's room?
 
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