Have you ever done this? *game*

never have never will (btw he wasnt gay)

have you ever tried to touch your brain through your nose?
 
fucking right I have,
have you ever tried to have sex with an illegal mexican midget on a tuesday in july while wearing boxers and a rain coat?

EDIT:Wait, what?
 
Yes.

Have you ever been caught by a girl you know as you stare at her when she's sleeping and your sweating and breathing over her heavily?
 
Yeah, I then proceeded to tease him, moving my thong left and right, then slapping my ass... squeezing my pecks together... and sucking on my finger...

Have you looked in a fridge and saw nothing good and left then came back and looked and continue this? And you still knew there was nothing good in there that you wanted...
 
yeah.. then i found pickled pigs feet.

ever rubbed a cucumber?
 
Lol, fucking sucks, My brother saw me and I had cum all over my hand, and chased him to scare the bastard away... Fucking awkward. My pants were down and my ass was all showing and shit... I just had a t shirt on... ://

Edit: Yeah I have..

Ever Edited your post?
 
hahaha.^^^ pants around ankles, don't trip, you might put the hand somewhere bad.
sticky icky.

ever fapped at school?


edit: ever not edited your post?
 
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