Who cares if its real. Its funny, because middle school health classes are nothing but "Dont do drugs, dont have sex, dont cross the street without holding your parents hand, blah blah blah." Then the paper was to express what he learned in class over the semester and he just went off on the absurdity of everything they taught. The parts the teacher underlined on the first page made me think of how challenging it would have been to type up that bullshit and make it seem like its something he truly believes, simply to achieve a decent grade. Im glad the paper eventually went the way it did.
Middle school/high school health classes are bullshit. They are just there to tell you what you should and shouldnt do with your own body. Fuck, that.