The other day my friend Matt and I were just messing around after school and we decided to put his pet hamster, Mr. Snugglekins, up my ass. It sounded like a good idea at the time and it felt kind of nice but he hasn't come out yet! Please help, this is an urgent problem! I can't tell my mom or she'll get mad at me. She thinks I should wait till high school to experiment with sex stuff. How can I get the hamster out?