Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left ?”
“None.”,replied Johnny. “’cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the
answer is four,” said the teacher. “But I like the way you are thinking.”
Little Johnny said, “I have a question for you now. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking
her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking
her cone, which one is married ?
Well,” said the teacher neverously, “I guess the one sucking the
cone?”
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her
finger. But I like the way you are thinking.
picked him to answer a question.
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left ?”
“None.”,replied Johnny. “’cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the
answer is four,” said the teacher. “But I like the way you are thinking.”
Little Johnny said, “I have a question for you now. If there
were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking
her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking
her cone, which one is married ?
Well,” said the teacher neverously, “I guess the one sucking the
cone?”
“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her
finger. But I like the way you are thinking.