The Buk show from the ER....
Ma: now behave yourself when we get in here
Buk: I want some sausage
Ma: NOT NOW
Nurse: hello, what can we do for you today
Ma: my friend seems to...
Buk: I have a chair in my azz
Ma: BUK !!!..my friend slipped and...well, he landed on..
Buk: CHEAP TAIWANESE PLASTIC!!!
Nurse: Sir, what happened?
Buk: I was fishing and had a bite. when I leaned back to set the hook the dang chair broke
Ma: you weren't fishing Buk
Nurse: we will need to take x-rays
Buk: OF MY AZZ?!!!
Nurse: of the affected area, Sir
Ma: can I come with him, it may be best if I do
Buk: what are you going to do, hold my hand?
Ma: one more word from you and I'll tell them the truth
Nurse: he wasn't fishing was he, Mam?
Buk: ma, you better keep your mou...
Nurse: hold still Sir
Buk: HEY, THIS ISN'T AN X-RAY MACHINE...THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES...WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME?!!!
ma: set it to 1610
Buk: NOOOOOOOO
ma: Shakespeare has a few questions for you pal
Nurse: tee hee hee...and he thought it was an accident
Ma: now behave yourself when we get in here
Buk: I want some sausage
Ma: NOT NOW
Nurse: hello, what can we do for you today
Ma: my friend seems to...
Buk: I have a chair in my azz
Ma: BUK !!!..my friend slipped and...well, he landed on..
Buk: CHEAP TAIWANESE PLASTIC!!!
Nurse: Sir, what happened?
Buk: I was fishing and had a bite. when I leaned back to set the hook the dang chair broke
Ma: you weren't fishing Buk
Nurse: we will need to take x-rays
Buk: OF MY AZZ?!!!
Nurse: of the affected area, Sir
Ma: can I come with him, it may be best if I do
Buk: what are you going to do, hold my hand?
Ma: one more word from you and I'll tell them the truth
Nurse: he wasn't fishing was he, Mam?
Buk: ma, you better keep your mou...
Nurse: hold still Sir
Buk: HEY, THIS ISN'T AN X-RAY MACHINE...THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES...WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME?!!!
ma: set it to 1610
Buk: NOOOOOOOO
ma: Shakespeare has a few questions for you pal
Nurse: tee hee hee...and he thought it was an accident