Now that America's cities are in flames, her citizens are enslaved by the communist Chinese, her morals are degraded with the help of activist judges, her faith in God is abandoned due to atheist brainwashing in our taxpayer funded universities, her children are crying out for help understanding their bankrupt future, and it's all the fault of liberals, what can we do to keep the liberal media, the socialists, and the professors from killing my pet hamster, Mr. Winkles, for fun? Where will the horrors end?