How come Christians are much more likely to steal little boys...

[Thisismyavatar3]

...undergarments than atheists? it has been proven on The Onion

 

[Lisa]

lol....I love The Onion.

 

[CodyM1]

Because of their repressed sexualities.

 

[DaisyBuchanan]

Self explainable.

 

[Blixa]

They would not be a true Christian as Yahshua says:

Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

 

[adam/penny]

Because there are many more Christians than Atheists?

 

[SkyeVogel]

Atheists get laid