How do I make the unicorn in the corner stop laughing at my Spongebob jammie pants?

[SmartyPants1]

I don't even know how the damn unicorn got into my house in the first place. It might just be my fever messing with my head but I am getting sick and tired of the unicorn laughing at my Spongebob jammie pants. It's my freaking place and that's just rude. I'm not laughing at his bedazzled scarf his girlfriend made him for Christmas so he shouldn't be laughing at my jammie pants. How to make him stop?

 

[skyler]

Im confused. Unicorn? weren't you the one who just asked why smoking weed is a victemless crime?

 

[Papanda1995]

This kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs

 

[JordanSteele]

lay off the weed

 

[zira]

Put a bag over his head and duct tape his mouth.

Unless of course this unicorn has some sort of abilities... then you're out of luck (unless you beat him)

 

[JordanSteele]

lay off the weed

 

[miss_auralee]

Shoot him? Give him carrots? Or just kick him in his unicorn groin.

 

[Papanda1995]

This kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs

 

[mmhmylmymm]

*tisk tisk* didn't anyone ever tell you drugs are bad for you?. oh well just start making fun of his bedazzled scarf and tell him his girlfriend is an ugly whore.