How do you fart in the middle of a meeting?

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Zola

New member
I just ate a lot of beans and eggs this morning, and last night.
I just can't stop farting and it does a lot of noise and it smells so bad.... I tried to drink a lot of hot milk to stop it, but it won't - seems like it got worse!

I have a presentation in exactly 8 minutes, what should I do?
 
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chris

Active member
It is very rude to do it in the middle of a presentation. Can't you excuse yourself and not go? Or hold yourself through the presentation
 
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FNAtheThirdGeneration

New member
Stand beside someone less attractive than yourself, drop silent ones and when everyone smells the goodness, look at the person beside you with a scowl and pinch your nose, so people believe the other person is guilty.
 
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Micol

New member
Carry on as usual, bear down hard a let it fly, hold off on any comment until you can do some damage control. If you let a really wicked one, turn you head to the side and say, "Damned Dog"
 
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