How do you make a movie with vampires, werewolves, supernatural conflict,

[DigitalMadness]

and Alessa Gillespie? And turn it into some kind of high school love story?

Stephanie Meyer, there's blood on your hands. The blood of awesomeness. You murdered awesomeness, Stephanie Meyer. YOU KILLED IT. YOU BLEW IT UP. YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL.

 

[ANDYsaureserex™]

Make sure it has a UFO ending like in the Silent Hill series

 

[SomeGirl]

FTW!
Interesting question: Who gave birth to awesomeness?