How do you make God laugh?

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A man went on a nature walk. A bear began to chase him, so he climbed a tree. As he was climbing he slipped down into the bear's arms.

He prayed "Lord let this be a Christian bear."

The bear said "Lord thank you for this food."
 
Become an heathen - see verse 8

Psa 59:5 Thou therefore, O LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel, awake to visit all the heathen: be not merciful to any wicked transgressors. Selah.


Psa 59:6 They return at evening: they make a noise like a dog, and go round about the city.


Psa 59:7 Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords [are] in their lips: for who, [say they], doth hear?


Psa 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
 
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