How does Jesus greet everyone at the Pearly Gates?

Morgan

Member
Roughly 806,000 humans die naturally or because of diseases every day (U.N, human rights reseach 2003, which is why I said roughly)
This means Jesus has to meet about 500 people every minute (9 people a second)
So how does he do it?
Long lines? Buddy system? Prerecorded message?
Maybe there are fastpasses for the extra-good people...
 

Cecile

New member
It is self-assessment rule. You will see your life's video. You will lept for joy for obeyance and cringe for the sins you commit.
Besides, there's St Peter and St Mary, His mother to assist Him, the angels and other saints.
 
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