I found this on a website and its how each zodiac sign would answer if asked "Am I fat?"
Question: Am I too fat?
Aries:Yes.
Taurus:I prefer the term "pleasingly plump."
Gemini:Yes and no.
Cancer:You look just like your Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo.
Leo
o what I say and we will take those pounds right off.
Virgo:I like fat people.
Libra:You have such style I hadn't noticed.
Scorpio:I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term.
Sagittarius:As compared to what?
Capricorn:Is this a trick question?
Aquarius:It's personality that counts.
Pisces:Just more of you to love.
Question: Am I too fat?
Aries:Yes.
Taurus:I prefer the term "pleasingly plump."
Gemini:Yes and no.
Cancer:You look just like your Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo.
Leo
o what I say and we will take those pounds right off.Virgo:I like fat people.
Libra:You have such style I hadn't noticed.
Scorpio:I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term.
Sagittarius:As compared to what?
Capricorn:Is this a trick question?
Aquarius:It's personality that counts.
Pisces:Just more of you to love.