A blind man walks into a restaurant and asks for a menu in braille.The manager apologises and explains that they haven't got any.
"Never mind," says the blind man " just bring me a couple of used forks from the kitchen, my keen sense of smell will help me out."
The manager returns with a few forks.
The man sniffs the first fork.."Sniff, sniff...ugh...pork casserole...no, I'm Jewish."
The second.."Sniff sniff...Welsh rarebit...no, I hate cheese."
The third.."Sniff, sniff....ah, steak au poivre...yum, I'll have some of that."
After his meal he thanked the manager and said that he'd be back to try something else the following night.
When the manager saw him come in the following night and ask the waiter for some more used forks to try, he decided to play a trick on him. he shouted to his wife in the kitchen..
"Glenys!! Fetch a CLEAN fork from the drawer and rub it on your fanny (UK meaning)...this'll confuse the smug git." She did as he asked.
The blind man took the fork... sniffed it, as before...
"Sniff, sniff....... sniff, sniff......hey! you didn't tell me Glenys worked here."
Why did you like it/dislike it?
Counthe... it's a JOKE...it's not meant to be true...DUH!
"Never mind," says the blind man " just bring me a couple of used forks from the kitchen, my keen sense of smell will help me out."
The manager returns with a few forks.
The man sniffs the first fork.."Sniff, sniff...ugh...pork casserole...no, I'm Jewish."
The second.."Sniff sniff...Welsh rarebit...no, I hate cheese."
The third.."Sniff, sniff....ah, steak au poivre...yum, I'll have some of that."
After his meal he thanked the manager and said that he'd be back to try something else the following night.
When the manager saw him come in the following night and ask the waiter for some more used forks to try, he decided to play a trick on him. he shouted to his wife in the kitchen..
"Glenys!! Fetch a CLEAN fork from the drawer and rub it on your fanny (UK meaning)...this'll confuse the smug git." She did as he asked.
The blind man took the fork... sniffed it, as before...
"Sniff, sniff....... sniff, sniff......hey! you didn't tell me Glenys worked here."
Why did you like it/dislike it?
Counthe... it's a JOKE...it's not meant to be true...DUH!
