You should talk to my Aunt about lawsuits. She won a few. Dumb ones. She ran into a sign in a Wally World and sued them for "head injury". Another is she slipped on a "stick of butter" in a Giant Eagle/Wal Mart and sued them....
~$40,000 in mutual funds and stocks
~$30,000 in trust
$4,500 in bonds
$2,000 in a CD
$1,404 in savings
$252.94 in checking
I'm actually running some-what low on usable funds (I can't touch most of that money, especially if I want to buy a house in a few years). This full-time college thing is killing my bank account.
Edit: Didn't we already do this like once or twice?