How to get out of work

[AC]

So, I made plans today, I usually don't work Sundays but my boss called me a few days ago and I totally forgot. What excuses can I use to get out of it?

 

[kptomorrowbee]

Suicide.

 

[MisseSexyRani]

Your are bleeding from the bowels and vomiting.

Works everytime.

 

[tinkywinky1]

man up and burn down the burger barn

 

[wopp]

Family illness? Fish died? Turned Omish?

 

[jwagner120787]

Tell them you're a Mormon and that you forgot it was the Sabbath?

 

[RuthF]

go...or tell them you're having your menstrual cycle, and it's really not normal, so you'll be at the Dr.

 

[TheBoldTortoise]

You may get more than one day off of work with this excuse.

Use it!

 

[silveyb]

If you work in a restaurant, fake a hacking cough. It shouldn't take long for the managers and the cooks to realize you are bad for business.

 

[jel]

say you're sick? :crash:

 

[Anwersha]

say you have teh aids, dont want aids in yurr foods write?

 

[ckpd3693]

Amish

 

[JaimeC]

man the fuck up and go to work.

 

[ClayL]

ho jeez

 

[poodlepups]

Go to work or you will get into some gnar gnar shit bro.

 

[firefighter_brat_94]

Call in sick.....