How to hotwire a 1999 dodge intrepid?!?

[crossroads]

I lost my keys & I need to be at work at 6am.. how can you hotwire in a LEGAL way if there are any ways to do it? if not then it's okay.. i'm a girl btw so try to be specific bc I dont know cars THAT well! lol

 

[Dennis]

Without the keys you cannot unlock the steering wheel or get it out of park. So if you do get it running, you still cant drive it.