How to Kill Annoying Bird

[4lAdaml30]

OK guys heres the story

i got this bird that keeps doing mating calls on my window and is scrahing it.

Ive tring using airsoft and ihav.net but it keeps coming back


what should i do to?

 

[riverkid01]

wring it's neck

 

[nryweha]

bullets should do

 

[ifyoubelieve37]

C4

 

[rhc7442@attenet]

yea but im not tring to break my window and i cant get to close to a bird it flys away


its on a bush like tapping and scraching my window

 

[isobelmyself]

mail it a pipe bomb

 

[gatorw]

do it cawd fawh style.

M16 with noob tube and juggernaut should do the trick :nododgy:

 

[Twister]

How to Kill Annoying Bird you say?
...
By killing it.
Or drinking bleach because then you would not have to endure the beatiful undulations of the birdy.

 

[ccthebrat]

real gun?

 

[WooWoo]

Gun.

 

[yournotalone]

ninja surprise it and pwn it with a nailgun.

 

[bananj6]

lol spade....good thing u aint bos:runaway:

but in all seriousness why dont you just mate with it and get it over with?

 

[DippinUOP]

Soak some birdseed in antifreeze and put it in a feeder.

 

[ellx33]

im not using a real gun if it misses im screwed

 

[JoelC]

lol, that was only a few hours. thanks for the concern though.




Have the nearest Croatian policeman left high kick that bitch. Just make sure the bird doesn't hit him first, or he'll go down like a sack of bricks.

 

[GregG]

Mate with it?


Just give it what it wants. How bad can bird pussy really be.

 

[Thekunt2DASORIGINAL]

Claymore

 

[WindofLies]

lol

 

[burnout]

i need a idea with like fire or sutting so i dont blow up the house lol

 

[toomuchtv23]

I don't suggest doing anything if you couldn't think of a way to kill a fucking bird. Ask a friend, then the first one that gives a decent answer...let him do it.