How to Kill Annoying Bird

[Nanni/Ann]

if that was solid gold, i wouldnt even shoot it if i had it. i would prolly not have one because..... why have a gold gun?

 

[AkiT]

lol, what an excellent way to celebrate the weapon that's killed the most people worldwide...make a gold one.

and whoever fucked the margins the picture wasn't worth it

 

[dancinbabyy]

yea lol so far all i did is put a box where it lands and it hasnt come back yet but i will find out tommrow moring its always their in the morring

 

[ChiChi]

fuck it

 

[starcrossedvoyager]

firecracker up the ass should do.

 

[zoril]

"It's a sin to kill a mockingbird"
probably the most famous line in the book

 

[sWeEt_Lou]

better yet strap a bomb to your chest and suicide bomb that bitch

 

[viajessica]

this deserves a sig

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

lol

 

[youin10years]

then dont miss


edit* cut down your bush

 

[JesusisSalvation]

accuse him of raping your white-trash daughter.

he'll lose in court, then get sent to prison. he won't be able to take prison and try to escape, subsequently he will be shot by the guards

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

My dad had the same problem.

He used a mouse trap and it blew the bird's legs off.

so my vote:

 

[LainyLvs48]

im not sure if his pubes have anything to do with this.

 

[babez]

Just open your window, lure it inside with some birdseeds, then light it on fire.

 

[jdog]

Go get the nearest ion to you and a handfull of marbles, proceed to turn the velocity up.


Instant disposable rifle.

 

[EeyoresTail]

eat

 

[CC]

My parents had a problem with a bird at their house. It kept shitting all over near this one window and this wall, and then it kept flying into the window and falling down into its own shit and tracking it everywhere. Apparently the retard thought that the reflection was another bird, and was trying to fight it. Anyways, I told them to get one of those plastic owls from Lowes, I had to get the same thing when some geese kept coming around my place. The bird stayed away, and started at some other windows, so they just got some window decals of eagles and vultures and now it doesn't come back.

 

[JustinTheGreat]

god dammit, duck, i was just going to say that.

paper on the outside of the window would probably do it too, though.

 

[ckyle81]

Use teh Barret .50 cal + stopping power + 2 claymores + iron lungs!

set up some claymores outside the windowsill. If he hears the click and runs, then snipe that bitch. :tup:

 

[MiguelM]

k bird hasnt come back in a while so hopefully it gone