How to make less of a noise when you go to the toilet

[There]

That is actually repulsive....I now know that i shouldn't touch people's hands untill i know them really well - well enough to know that they're not like you!!

 

[SweetlmlSassy]

Apparently, if you feel a toilet fart brewing, you have to pull your bum-cheeks apart and it wont make a noise, but my friend said that he tried this and it actually made it louder,also if you're taking a dump, you should put toilet paper in the bowl before you start and it will just make a thud sound rather than a plop sound.

 

[slim8880]

:rofl:

This thread is hilarious.

 

[dachamp]

Funniest. Post. Ever. :lol: :lolz: :lol:

 

[SarahV]

:rofl: :toofunny:

i love ihav =D

 

[AmandaL]

:lolwut:

 

[msantha1595]

This is why I always have a sandwich bag with me. Take the poo home in your pocket! No noise, no mess! :yes: Just don't make the mistake of forgetting it in your pocket for a few days. :no:

 

[JDogt]

i :rofl:'d at exactly the same thing in both posts.

 

[1234]

Oh Lord, it gets better!!!! aaaaahahahahaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[skibunny]

Now that we have something in common, give me your number. :

 

[Jayanth]

Love that e.g.... sigging it :woo:

Hehe.

 

[Blahhh]

 

[Koll]

i hope you are not being serious. That is gross.

You could just sing, then no one will hear you ****

 

[bakedcookie5562]

Put the taps on full blast. That'll drown the sound of you doing a *****.

 

[LonghairedFreakyPerson]

but guys all this sound removal? what about the smell? and the time it takes? don't you feel suspicious if you take longer on the toilet than normal?

 

[JoseA]

I aim for the porcelain so people dont hear me.
Am I alone in that?

Only for No.1's obviously though.

 

[youvegotconfidence]

What a thread to pull.

 

[lizanne404]

I think they would rather hear the **** than you sing

I do mines in the shower, I turn it on then everytime one thuds out I say, "Whoops, thank god im not in a prison", [think about it] then continue. Then I use the towel so that theres no noise from the ripping of toilet roll. Or I eat fast food so it runs down my legs.

 

[MissBrown]

This thread is amazing.

 

[CRH]

Has someone watched The Law of the Playground recently?