How to make less of a noise when you go to the toilet

[lulu7x]

I normally just leave the tap running. Works every time.

I remember when my dad used to go to the toilet and it was like a motorbike starting up. Those were the days!

 

[anaislaurenn]

what the hell is wrong with this thread lolol

 

[fliprevers3]

Exactly what I was thinking. Personally I have a rumage round for some spray; Air Freshner, Deodrant, Hairspray.

And the amount of time you're spending in there. No relaxing, taking in you're surroundings. Just force it out.

 

[MartinP]

If anyone takes a dump at my place im gonna put the stereo on. I don't want them catchin their poo pieces and then using my hand towel :lolwut:

 

[ILoveChicken]

Poo pieces

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

I wanted to say poos but I knew the grammar brigade would be out if I did

 

[sionan09]

Oh my life.