Humor: I Am An iPhone Expert

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Dear Editor/Producer: My name is [INSERT NAME HERE]. I have worked in the [INSERT INDUSTRY HERE] industry for [INSERT NUMBER > 5] years. As you may know, the arrival of Apple's game-changing iPhone is imminent. Although I have never touched an iPhone in my life, I would be happy to offer my own regurgitation of widely known facts expert commentary and wild speculation insight on subjects such as:
• The iPhone's ability to transform into a car and a battle-ready robot
• The iPhone's impact on the illegal trafficking of ivory in Africa and parts of Asia
• The proper way to recycle an iPhone to minimize waste and/or carbon footprint
• How I feel about, you know, anything and everything
If you are interested in an interview for your publication, call me, fax me, e-mail me. I'm actually in your driveway right now. If you have a videocamera, I'll even shave. My balls.
With love,
iPhone Expert X
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