hurricane/tropical storm

I'm waiting on if it will hit us

might have to bust out the sand bags and close the hurricane shutters
 
I just hope it doesn't pull a Katrina and goes over Florida and then its the Gulf and intensifies and decides to anal rape the LA/MS Gulf coast.
 
this is pussy shit...

i went through 2 cat 4's and 1 cat 3...

my friend who just moved down here from jersey has aluminum shutters up... i lol'd so hard.
 
my schools out tomorrow. saw that we are supposed to be out wednesday too but idk
 
Whoever thinks they say yall in florida must've went in Northern/Central florida because no one says that in the durty south.
 
haha i go skin boarding every hurricane that rolls through.

bring the fucking heat.
 
tomorrow was supposed to be our first day back, now its Wednesday.
we closed early at work today and will be opening late tomorrow.
paranoia after charlie hit
 
Charlie was the only one that really fucked up Orlando.

My house was fine.

But before it hit, my mother of course with her inferior paranoia decided to go to a "shelter". We go to my middle schools (back in 03) rival middle school, well the AC breaks and were all in the gym about 250 of us. And well dont you know it, the fucking storm changed its path and went right over where we were. Well that fucking sucks because half of the fucking roof was ripped off and it pretty much made me wanna convert to islam.
 
This tropical storm blows. I skim boarded at my park with a bunch of friends the whole day. Just a bunch of rain and 10 mile an hour wind.
 
I have tomorrow off, maybe Wed. depending on how long this takes to pass over.

Also, because Im a complete BAMF, I have decided I will go outside during the hurricane...hopefully the wind is something like 65+ MPH, and not a queef type breeze.
 
Who didn't go out during all the others? This one is pussy shit.
 
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