well first you have to sign up your puppy for world of warcraft. next you must regurgitate the dog, and then put it in a cauldron. and a cup of vinegar, various dog acesories (collar, toy, leash) and then boil it for FIVE MINUTES. if it boils for longer it will come back as a cat. next you must let it cool for TWENTY-SIX MINUTES, and then reach in and your dog will be revived.