I am better than you because...

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I am better than you because...

Simple game with simple rules:

Rule 1. No being sensible.

Rule 2. No direct attacks or seriousness (or posts get deleted).

Rule 3. Have some run for God's sake.

I am better than you because I have invisible underpants of awesomeness.
 
I am better than you, simon, because four legs are always better than two
 
I am better than you because "underpants of awesomeness" makes MAP No. 1 in a Google search.

Edit. I know you are testing that.
 
I am better than you Simon, because the voices tell me so.

Mitch

Larry, Curly, Mo, Tom Jones, Conan, James Tiberius Kirk, Bob and The Moonworms.
 
I am better than you because I am the Grand Soke of fifteen martial arts that I created before breakfast.
 
I am better than you because...

you have a stain on your have invisible underpants of awesomeness.

mine does not
 
I am better than you because I started training in martial arts when I was 3 somewhere near a lake in the mountains.
 
I'm better than you, because I can shoot taser wires out my eyes and you can't.

(My mom actually described me like that, LOL. I have uber dark pigmented eyes that look slightly scary on a white girl. Guess it's not inaccurate to describe them as 'paralyzing' when I'm mad at someone, lol.)
 
I am better than you because I started training in martial arts at Shaolin and learned 350 forms and take take on 5+ dudes.
 
Im better than everyone cos i've seen Kim Jong-Il drop the bass:

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/
 
i'm better than you because my hair is like unto a jellyfish, making all your arguments invalid.
 
I am better than you because I will let you say that you're better than me and that makes me a better person.
 
I'll try. But it doesn't work quite so well over the net.

My mom actually calls it my 'Retinal Taser'. I do that to my brother when he's otherwise violently flipping out and impossible to calm down. Something about the contrast of uber dark grey with my half-North-Irish white skin apparently just shocks people that much. I can walk into the room when he is screaming blue murder, hitting stuff etc...and I don't raise my voice, I don't say anything or show any aggressive body language...I just lock eye contact...and he immediately calms down within 2 seconds.

Anyway, sorry about the derail XD
 
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