I am better than you because...

[moneymatters]

You're right about that joke, it was overboard. Sorry.

You need to lighten up though.

 

[combatbaby]

No no no, not offended at all. It was fine.

I make WAY worse jokes than that when not in family friendly forums.

 

[sportschic29741]

You could not have.

Because I smell like lavender, no eggs around

So I am better than you

 

[joyce_antonette]

That wasn't lavender. That was slurry.

I'm better than you because I can correctly identify the smell of slurry.

 

[ILikeToast]

That wasn't slurry, it is Glade Freshner.

You have failed again.

Scratch and sniff below:


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[PinkTaco]

Yep. Slurry.

I'm better than you because I have ZOMG SLURRY POWERS!

 

[rescue1romantic]

I'm better than you because I have you thinking there was a scratch and sniff

 

[EvanS]

I'm better than you because I have telepathy and can smell the things you are thinking of.

 

[ProperGander2]

I am better than you because I am wearing a telepathy blocking helmet like Magnito and you did not even know it

 

[Flyinghorse]

i'm better than you because the bible says so

 

[surendiran]

I'm better then you because I don't believe it.

 

[amb]

i'm better than you because i don't believe you

 

[courtneyy]

I am better than you because I just mentally lasered right through it

 

[Riiips]

i am better than microlamia because "laser eye surgery. you're doing it wrong."

 

[nmpcsolutions]

I am better than you because I can lift and throw people with my mind.

 

[Duane]

I better than you because I have two minds more than you can every say you have

 

[emdoun7]

I am better than you because I can fart energy fields

 

[ArielS]

I am better than you because I roll in rainbow spats

 

[jrx35]

Because I'm me.

 

[PonderousPork]

I am better than you because I have an awesome and yet menacing beard that strikes fear in the hearts of children and the elderly.

...seriously, since I am off classes for a few months I started growing out my beard and it's been getting me some distrustful looks; being Iraqi probably doesn't help.