I am better than you because...

[minicooperlover2]

I am better than you because...

I'm Batman.

 

[hay_renay]

I'm better than you because I know people in high places

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

I am better than you because I know high people in places.

 

[DiMack]

I am better than you because I know places high in people.

 

[Lissandra]

I am better than you because I know how to use plain English that everybody can understand.

 

[MizTeMeI]

i am better than you because i know how to use plain english that people can understand even if they don't speak english.

 

[biiaTch07]

I am better than you because Muhaofftopicd Ali said I am the greatest!

 

[ConnorN]

i am better than you because i potato you.

 

[Thekunt2THEORIGINAL]

Je suis mieux que vous parce que je peux parler plus d'une langue (!)

 

[llils05]

I am better than you because ja ne sais quoi.

 

[Pastel_Princess]

@llama: eu sou melhor que voçê porque eu falo mais de dois linguas

@rand: i'm better than you because i'm space-efficient

 

[xoJuicyCouturexo]

I'm better than you because my hair obey me.

 

[Alexe]

i'm better than you because simon obeys my hair

 

[Butternut27]

I am better than you because my hair don't conspire against me with moderators.

 

[ANNAUK]

I am better than you because I have the shiny head of awesomeness, which combined with my underpants gives me the capacity to withstand bald jokes

 

[littlesparkeee]

I am better than you by the simple laws of the universe. One does not need to understand or believe. It just "is".

 

[SnowChanceInHell]

I am better than you because you can not prove that I am not

 

[nocioni1130]

i am better than you because i am your mom

 

[stephjfan]

also i am better than simon because i don't wear my underpants on my head.

 

[charity16sand]

I am better then you because...
men are higher then fish on the food chain...