I am better than you because...

[qtpie16707]

I am better then you because of harpoons and tarter sauce

 

[bogosity]

 

[GREENSTAR]

I'm better than you because I'm a Moon Quaker.

 

[River2ElectricBoogaloo]

I would listen to why you think you're better than me but . . . . .

 

[SillyWorldrmx]

I'm better than you because your Mrs. told me so.

 

[nOArBe]

I am better than you because This Is Sparta!

 

[LaurelC]

I'm better than you because this universe can only contain so much "good" and me and Genki Sudo ended up sharing it all between us.

 

[RichardLang]

I am better than you because my poo actually smells like roses.

 

[AnswerMaster]

I'm better than you 'coz my mum said I'm a special little angel.

 

[rogerk]

I'm better than you because I have awesome genetic mutations that enable me to move things with my mind

 

[mazdaman]

I'm better then you because I have awesome genetic mutations that enable me to move things with my hands.

 

[bobjoe]

I am better than all of you 'cause i dont play these silly games on forums, I am more high brow

*burp*

 

[StephenA]

I'm better than you because I can fart shock waves and knock buildings down.

 

[actingbabe22]

im better than you because i kill grizzlies for fun, eat them and pick my teeth with great white sharks.

 

[LinkinToThePark]

I'm better then you because I pick my sharks with my great white teeth

 

[fourjbisasors]

i am better than you because i pick YOUR teeth with whole great white sharks, then feed what i find to bears....that I then make my wives.

 

[clukosiuk]

Say that 1,000 times in a mirror

 

[cleffer]

I'm better than you because my wives are women.

 

[lady_bella]

im better than you because some of my wives are women and some of them are bears... and some of them are YOUR WIVES!!!

 

[tmoneyrocket]

I'm better then you because I don't have timeshare arrangements with all my wives.