I am better than you because...

[sleepystar1975]

^damn, you got me there Master!

 

[brfettM]

Now I am REALLY better than you.

 

[JaysMommy]

Except that I am really 48MartialMan. Or 46, whichever is better

Mitch

 

[pengworm]

48 may not be better than 46. Or 46 maybe obsolete whereas 48 is new, but poorer in quality (like many new things)

I am better because you look at a number which is not the "original".

(Come to think of it, I do not think anyone would lay claim to my "throne")

 

[marine_semperfi_jarhead]

I am better than you, because I am Iron Man

 

[Edo]

1MartialMan is turning in his grave

 

[TheJoker]

i am better than you because i can lick my elbows

 

[erm]

I don't have to say I'm the best, because I got nothing to prove.

 

[dantec]

As pretend proxy for 47MartialWoman, I am instructed to tell you that the better half is better than you.



Haha, good one.

 

[btd024]

The Ozzy version or the Marvel?

 

[Tahir]

Nope.

Because #1 MartialMan and #47MartialMan are the same

 

[pismoru500]

Got worried there for a moment

 

[wildcat]

That's not 47MartialWoman, its Mrs. 47MartialMan.

And yes, if she is my better half, and I am better than you, that will make you a smaller fraction away from being as good as she

 

[CarrieC]

I am better then you because i resisted the urge to try and lick mine.

 

[Ashton]

And yet your avatar clearly shows you prepareing to lick your own elbow...!

 

[nocontacteorder]

Learned from my mistake

 

[EricL]

If you have to dislocate something to make it work then don't...blah...blah...blah...

 

[gizabo]

Or at least be Gene Simmons.

Then you could lick your own elbow.

 

[mrjackson206]

Gene Simmons licks ALL elbows. Simultaneously.

 

[juliad529]

I'm better than you because my frozen dairy produce gathers crowds of young men.