I am better than you because...

[AlexisInfectious®]

i'm better than you because i'm a level 20 thread necromancer.

 

[timtim]

I am better than you because I can spell FUN.

I'm just playing Simon, I couldn't possibly resist that one!

Ok, I am better than you because I wear XXXL shirts and they STILL don't fit my shoulders.

AND because I like bread.

 

[ukchocolateboy65]

Ok, I am better than you because I wear XXXL shirts and they STILL don't fit my shoulders.QUOTE]

Holy crap, really? Dude, I know you were a big fellow....

I'm better than you because I can shop anywhere for shirts.

 

[KtROSE]

Yeah, I do. And you're right, I can't get stuff that fits right anywhere. It's really frustrating. Back when I was single and had extra money, I used to get things tailored.

 

[Trixiegirl]

Im better than you because I still gets things tailored

 

[cal2mkid]

i am better than you because if i ever want to cross-dress i can use mikey's shirts as low-cut dresses.

 

[PaulWall]

I'll send a shirt and 5 bucks if you post pics of you in it!

 

[Rache]

Jesus has a bumper sticker that says "WWAPD?"

That is all.

 

[james362001]

DEAL.

also, i'm better than you because i hand-paint jesus' bumper stickers.

 

[ididitmyway]

I'm better than you because I pulled up to the bumper baby.

Oh yeah.

 

[NickyNawlins]

Right under the one that says "Mikey's my Co-Pilot"

FTW.

 

[BestDominican]

Im better than all of you 'cos I got a black belt in Ecky Thump.

 

[midget97811]

.

 

[Vladimir]

I am better than you because I can, quite literally, bench press most of you and shoulder press more than a few.

The subsequent dumping onto the floor can, in no way, by my responsibility.