I am trapped in an elevator with a female cannibal and an iPhone. Help?

[theboss]

Help!! What do I do?! She's ready to chew my hands off my arms. Is there anything I can do?? I'm currently on YA via iPhone!! Quick I have little time left. The elevator is stuck!!


ARGHHHH

 

[jerrytoad]

Seduce her with your iphone then gimme best answer.

 

[Sam]

Record it and upload on YouTube.

 

[chris]

You should feed her your penis.

 

[Pauliewannacracker]

Beat her to death with the iPhone

 

[helloooooooooooooo]

challenge her to tap tap revenge. winner eats first