mMissHelpfulm
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I turn Medusa to stone
I make the Boogeyman check his closet every night
I am dead, but Death never had the guts to tell me
I was born when the planets were aligned
I can swim through dry land
I am one of the leading causes of death
I do not sleep, I wait
My hand beats a Royal Flush
It is impossible to Google me
I use plywood for toilet paper
and I played Russian Roulette with an empty gun and won
Who am I?
I make the Boogeyman check his closet every night
I am dead, but Death never had the guts to tell me
I was born when the planets were aligned
I can swim through dry land
I am one of the leading causes of death
I do not sleep, I wait
My hand beats a Royal Flush
It is impossible to Google me
I use plywood for toilet paper
and I played Russian Roulette with an empty gun and won
Who am I?