LDragon_Rawrr
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-A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day.
What is always in the above paragraph ^?
-What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?
-Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.
-A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? [Funny to me xD]
-A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
-What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
-I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?
-You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.
Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.
Explain how the tractor got there?
-The big monkey is the father of the small monkey, but the small monkey is not the son of the big monkey.
-How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?
-I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I? [I know there is gonna be a pervy answer xD]
-I have forests, but no trees.
I have lakes, but no water.
I have roads, but no cars.
-I am with you every time,
yet no one sees me.
I make you hold grudges,
and give you a reason to be happy.
As you get older I start to disappear.
What I am?
-Who Got Wet? An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella.
-It starts cars.
It helps make juice.
It usually finishes a topic.
-If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
**Good luck!
Winners earns the most points and keep looking for more!
What is always in the above paragraph ^?
-What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?
-Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.
-A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? [Funny to me xD]
-A headless man had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
-What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
-I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?
-You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.
Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.
Explain how the tractor got there?
-The big monkey is the father of the small monkey, but the small monkey is not the son of the big monkey.
-How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?
-I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I? [I know there is gonna be a pervy answer xD]
-I have forests, but no trees.
I have lakes, but no water.
I have roads, but no cars.
-I am with you every time,
yet no one sees me.
I make you hold grudges,
and give you a reason to be happy.
As you get older I start to disappear.
What I am?
-Who Got Wet? An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella.
-It starts cars.
It helps make juice.
It usually finishes a topic.
-If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
**Good luck!
Winners earns the most points and keep looking for more!