SERIOUS HELP NEEDED!!!? Dear God,
I been going to church again regularly since my engagement and I know you're busy and can't answer everyone's prayers but
I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!
I believe I may have inadvertently sold my soul not knowing the true nature of the beast that now toys with me as lovingly as a Yo-Yo. You see everything; you must have seen what happened to me. There I am minding my own business when the most peaceful and beautiful face I've ever seen saunters up to the empty bar stool next to me and asks if she can sit down. I motion to her yes since I'm too busy watching the Bruins to pay much heed to the rest of her charms but she engages me in conversation and, in a game show hostess manner, shows me her wares. She's saying all the things a guys like to hear; "You're really handsome", "You're so intelligent", "The Bruins were never the same after they let Bobby Orr go" you know; The "I think I'm in love with you" lines.
She strikes me as an angel, pure, innocent and kind. Before I know it, but it must have been really soon because the Bruin's game is still on, we're in a cab heading over to the North End necking like a couple of high school kids leaving the prom. That was how it felt, refreshing, young and real. We get to her apartment and YOU know what happens. You see everything. I feel shame and sneak out the next morning while she is in the shower.
Yes God I know it was gutless. I told you so in church that day. Guilt, shame and remorse were how I felt and I'm pretty sure that no one else in mass that morning prayed as hard as I did. I love my fianc'e and she's coming home this Saturday but you already knew that as well. My problem, and maybe because of what I've read that you can't see what's going on there, SHE keeps calling me.
God I'm convinced that SATAN has an earthly name and that name is Jennifer. She/He has assumed this form to torment weak men such as myself and dammit is it so wrong to like to be a little bad. So anyway SATAN has now placed me under her spell and I can't get away.
I'm meeting my family (parents, sisters, nephews, nieces) tomorrow to go over wedding plans and Satan already knows about it. She's planning to meet us all for lunch. The future ex-Mrs. Me is flying home tomorrow night and Satan has strongly suggested that she will pick her up at the airport to let her know of our new arrangement.
So GOD where are you???? Have you too been busy surfing Answers.yahoo looking for souls to save.
Well here is one!!!
Right Here!!!
Right Now!!
Jennisatan has strongly indicated that she & I made an arrangement. I'm no attorney and I only consented to the realm of physical possibilities that occurred in the North End apartment last Saturday. So does that put my soul into the negotiating pool of hell. I hope not.
So please God, if youre lurking out on Answers.yahoo, do me favor and answer my prayers!!