-Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
-Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm?
Because she thinks that a picture is being taking.
-What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.
-Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
-Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A: A big, red bucket.
-What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
-Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.
-Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
-Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm?
Because she thinks that a picture is being taking.
-What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.
-Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
-Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A: A big, red bucket.
-What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
-Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.
-Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.