I Hate Life

[xwetdreamzx]

Or you could join the ranks of bad boys . We'll welcome you with open arms brother.

Everyone can add an element of bad to themselves, especially when it comes to getting women. Being bad is the ONLY way to keep women interested.

I started out bad, and added elements of good, just to keep myself from a guaranteed trip to hell.

 

[northern_monday]

Or, just be generally good and add excitement and humor. You don't have to be "bad" to be attractive to women. You DO, however, need to be at least somewhat masculine, women don't want to date a girly man. If they did, they'd be lesbian. Masculine doesn't mean a jerk though, you can be a good guy, but that's the key: being a GUY.

 

[hippomaiden]

Amen bro, that's how I've always done it, and I just got a hottie
It works well.

 

[MreRequrado]

Wow, can I just say boys giving each other advice on being bad, the right mix, how to treat women etc. is just as amusing as the girl version of it

Some gems:


And you're the common denominator moosey (you know I love ya' but I had to say it )


No, duh


I swore to never make fun of you but what? Not show anything above the navel? Like our faces you mean?

 

[mtnckyr10]

Excitment is the personification of a bad boy.

 

[scottO]

If you say so, seeing as you seem to be the master of bad boy.

 

[RogerO]

It's all lies

 

[TheTennessean]

Agreed.

 

[heehehe]

N.K. that is brilliant! I was like Kwajman though. I always had girl-friends and had to sit through all their B.S. about their punk Boyfriends. I would sit and think "What the hell is wrong with me?" Wasn't until I stopped giving a rat's butt about their issues that I started to be attractive to the ladies. Of course, being married now, I hold no attraction for the opposite gender!

 

[doloresgllamas]

Really? I've found it the other way, whenever I'm in a relationship, I seem to get offers from females, but when I'm single, the offers dry up.

I'm also trying to think of some comment to make about how married women seem to hold an attraction for me, but can't seem to get the words out

 

[glam0urrxx]

Stud! How's that for a comment?

 

[DEBBIEM]

Hey, it's totally true! I'll be the first to admit it - birds of a feather flock together and all that!

 

[legal_jess]

Probably because when you are single you are trying to hard. And when you are in a relationship you relax and just be yourself.

 

[mizzmamma]

Oops, no not the face lol >.>

 

[Mama2Be]

What do you mean Shrukin? That 18-21 year olds should be allowed to "date" underage kids?



So they're not allowed to show anything above the navel but are banned from wearing pants? So you would enforce people being naked from the waste down?
Just pulling your leg!

 

[amportas]

I liked this bit;

"panty hoes"

 

[ChrissyN]

LOL
Who doesn't like a panty hoe?

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Women actually like married men. It has something to do with the perceived increase in the value of worth, another woman has already selected you.

 

[yuenjian]

I think the harder something is to get the more it seems worth having.

 

[NooneKnowsMe]

I'm whiter then rice.