I need some dorky pick up lines. Got any?

[PhewPhewlips]

I'm trying to make this girl I like laugh. I'm writing a huge list of the dorkiest pick up lines ever. I can come up with a lot but I need your help, Yahoo Answers.

Thanks in advance!

 

[saml]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you into chess? Cause I think you've just met your match.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Guy: Ouch! Girl: What happened? Are you ok? Guy: I just fell for you.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Did you fart ? Cause you blew me away!

If you were a booger I'd pick you.

For an athlete: Do you have a jersey? Cause I need your name and number!

Do you have any raisins? (No.) How about a date?

If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you have a map? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven.

I hope you know CPR, cause you're taking my breath away.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yeah!) How about tomorrow night?

Are you an interior decorator? Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got nice buns!

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Hope this makes her laugh! haha.