I need you help/and or Opinion! bring you humor and creativity?

[PoopityP]

im comingup with a fruad health drug for class
mine is to make you gain hundreds of I.Q points in just a few days
its supposed to make you a genious!

I just dont know what to call the actuall brand name!
who should it be created by?
Any interesting ideas for symtopms or side effects?
it has to be appropiate...but totally wacky

Thanks!

 

[Bryce]

OZAKI 9 "the future of intelligence" could be the name and slogan for the "company" that your talking about.
Side effects:May cause drowsiness, headache, or nausea.WARNING NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN TESTS MAY CAUSE SUPER DUMBNESS AND OR TEMPORARY BLINDNESS!
Good Luck with the fraud heath drug

 

[ladyliberty1]

IntelliSmart---brand name.
Side effects----bad breath, strange body odor, sweaty feet and hands, itching hair, clanging in the ears.

 

[meep]

Created by Microsoft:
Symptoms: Slow response time and frequent crashes.

Created by Apple:
Makes you feel superior and arrogant and causes you to shut down after a while.

 

[halfmex2]

Brainoids
it should be created by the people that brought you monkeys in a barrel
and a side effect is massive head size and explosive diarrhea

 

[hugewang]

FUKITOL. Because once you take these pills your so smart that everyone else is retarded.

 

[BigA™]

USmart, side effects may include dizziness, headaches, and loss of appetite... lol something like that

 

[Lilly]

Can't think of a name for it, but one of the side effects could be the "know it all syndrome".