Because he was a jerk and stayed out all day, got drunk and passed out in the chair after eating dinner and didn't help with anything that night. Now, he's complaining because he says people say he smells like a french who**. He wants to know how his clothes got so smelly..haha. 
No, I don't smell like that, because I normally only use a drop or two and I'm not a troll. It was just a secret that I felt I couln't keep to myself.

No, I don't smell like that, because I normally only use a drop or two and I'm not a troll. It was just a secret that I felt I couln't keep to myself.