I stole your bike, watcha gonna do about it?

[MozillathaKillah™m]

I got your mom tied up in my basement. What now bro?

 

[gummyroach]

It was a girl's bike anyway! Someone spray-painted the entire bike, handlebars, seat, and all, a dark, ugly blue! I guess now I can finally quit my paper route, and maybe, just maybe my peers will stop bullying me for riding around on a girl's bike!

KEEP IT! IT'S ALL YOURS!!!!

 

[CamH]

Force feed you Mentos and Coke so you explode

 

[PiGuy73]

That's what I thought.

 

[doctordoom]

well i stole it in the first place so good luck with it!!

 

[LEEEEEROOOOYJEENKINS]

Run at you screaming with my katana and impale you with it

 

[James]

im gonna punch you in the face and call you a doo doo head lol

 

[Psych0kin]

Kick Your Ass & Take it Back.

 

[MellisaW]

Call in the serial number and your address to the police.... Keeping it legal

 

[axel]

Drive over you with my Mazda.

 

[rayray1]

go to your house steal it back making sure to take anything valuable...then smack u outside tha head

 

[greengunge]

it`s insured so i dont care

 

[daVIDica]

Takin' my treats and goin' home.

 

[alexbubbles96]

cry, punch u in the face, wreck tht bike cus i stole it back, then get a better bike tht u can cry bout

 

[Marylicious]

Im gonna kick ur damn ass when I see u out homie!!!