I want to make a fortune of gullible idiots who are easy to brainwash - how do I

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Leftfootedgenius

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make a religion? I mean how do I start it and have people waste their lives on it and make these people look down on others in the name of whatever God I can conjure up?

I want;

Temple Attending (where there will be a dish going around to fleece yet more cash from the morons).

Religious Extremists (Who go around killing in the name of my God and start wars - effectively spoiling he planet for everyone else)

Preachers who claim (without a shred of irony) that non-believers are not as moral.

Thanks for your help.
 
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GrannyAnnie

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In the good ol' USofA it's right simplelike, pardner.

Jist git you a notebook, write down (or maybe git someone who KIN write and you talk at 'em), all what you want folks to commence to believin'.

Then, when you got it straight in yer own haid, hang out a shingle, hire a hall, and sell tickets.

Promise 'em annythin' y'all think they might want, if'n they'll jist foller you!

Worked for Joseph Smith, Aimee Semple McPherson, Jim Jones, David Koresh and Joel Osteen.

Rotsa ruck, pal.
 
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CoolLou

New member
You need to get the Joe Smith complete video on religion making. He suggest you create a bible and then make a huge lie to go with it. then get 12 guys to swear up and down that you ain't lying. The more ridiculous you make your religion the better it will work. You need magic draws, funny hats and rituals; plenty of rituals. Borrow some of your dogma from any religion and swear you invented it and it's diviine. Make your religion self perpetuating and it will last forever. You must have slogans too. Something like jesus is love or jesus saves will work real good.
 
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goldielocks

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=) You are it.

If you would search for the Lord, you wouldn't be so angry, sweetheart.

I still love you.

LOL, I like John H's answer =D
 
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CENTER

Banned
Christianity didn't spread easy. You need someone as powerful and as influential as Constantine was to adopt your religion, support it, and spread it.
 
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JR

Member
Here a bunch to watch.

It's called The Cool Church, and they get tons of folks to attend.,,,, making those guys a ton of cash.Put together buy a bunch of total nerds. Google it.

Tucson + The Cool Church. Nuts.

People will believe anything... the crazier the better.

Watch their video

Surely you could do as well. There are just a ton of folks out there with room temperature IQ.
 
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