I went to Taco Bell at 3 am, got 5 tacos with no lettuce?

[KyleCB]

Went to Walmart afterward to get a coke, left Walmart, got stuck at a red light forever even though there was no traffic, decided to go anyway. Yeah, I ran a red light. Don't be too intimidated.
And then I came home and did nothing.

 

[Matty]

Lol your dry sense of humour just made my day.

I worked for 9 hours today. Left my money at home so had no food on my lunch break, beeped the f out of an old bag sitting at a green light for like 1 minute GOOOOO U MUTHA

the most exciting thing in my day will be enjoying my cup of tea and cookie ( I'm not an old lady btw - I'm 21)

 

[mMarilyn]

Dude, you're livin like larry! Congrats!

 

[MelodyChord]

Cool.

 

[PrincessOfChina]

Kyle did you get me some?

 

[Adrian]

You want a cookie?

 

[Angelleah]

Oooooh you ran a red light!?! You are soooo bad but why did you go to walmart to get a coke? you could have just got one at taco bell

 

[Kaskayde]

Well, it sounds like it wasn't your night...

 

[punkrockeggroll]

by "did nothing" do you mean that you actually jerked off to one of those tacos?

 

[howasilv]

you're going to get a fat ass like me