I will pick best answer if you can make me laugh...

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yo mamma is so stupid when u said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
 
yo mammas arm pits are so harry it looks like she has Don King in a head lockyour mammas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
 
your mama is so skinny that if they painted a red strip up her middle, she would look like a thermometer!
 
Your momma's so fat that when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper accidentally locked her with the elephants.
 
You mamma is so fat.. she sat on a quater and made a booger pop out of Washington's nose.
 
Yo mamma's hair is so greasy, you can fry chicken in it!Yo mamma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!Yo mamma's so old, that when she passes gas, it's just dust!
 
Yo mamma IS a joke! She a disgrace! ought to be 'shamed o' herself! No good, no how, no way not at all.
 
Yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican telephone company.Yo mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.
 
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