I wrote this short funny skit.. Why can't I write another?

BealsonWheels

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Bill: (knocks on door, he has no nose, red eyes and in black)

Hayley: (opens the door yawning she has brown hair in a pony tail wearing pajamas and glases) What?

Bill: Hayley, I've come to kill you.

Hayley: Oh, was that today?

Bill: Yes, I marked it on my calender. (shows a piece of paper with a picture in crayon of him killing Hayley with a stick)

Hayley: Oh, today doesn't work for me... You know with morning and afternoon classes then soccer practice then homework, I barely have time to breathe! (dramatic)

Bill: Oh, I totally understand! Plus it gives me to time to get plastic surgery, you know, get a nose. Also a tan, I'm very pale you know.. Also get some contact lenses to make my eyes a different color.. I'm thinking of lavender.

Hayley: You could also use a quick buff on the nails (points to his long gross nails nodding)

Bill: You know it girl! (nods) So how about tomorrow?

Hayley: No, that doesn't work for me either.. The first soccer match of the year against Pentuckett.. Heard they got a new center..

Bill: Oh, how about next week?

Hayley: No sorry, I'm booked all this month. I'll ring you when I have free time for when I can be killed though.

Bill: Oh. I'm sorry then for this interruption... So I'll kill you later then. Bye

Hayley: Peace, Bill (closes door) Sucker... (to self)
 
interesting- I like it- a little more background info would be nice though...but i see what you're trying to do. it's good. I don't see why you couldn't write another
 
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