The compassionate fat person screams "Look out the freekin' monkey has a freekin' sledgehammer!!" The penguin turns and looks at him like "Huh?". They do that a lot, you know. Then the monkey swings the sledgehammer and splashs the penguin. Blood and brains go everywhere. All the while the fat person continues his ear piercing scream. They do that a lot, you know. Then the penguin slowly turns toward the screaming fat person and begins to move toward them. Step by step. Inch by slow inch the monkey comes onward toward the fat person who is frozen with fear, with the bloody sledgehammer raised over his demented head. As he gets closer to the screaming fat person an evil grin comes over his blood splattered face. He says "No more freekin' penguin and now for you you screaming fat azz." Just as he raises the sledgehammer up for the fatal blow................the alarm clock rings and wakes you up. You rub your eyes and suddenly it occurs to you "Oh, God, It's finals day!!!!"