If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

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Would you ever?

My friend asked me this the other day, and I probably would tbh. My dad certainly has an interesting package, haha, and I'd actually love to see what gave me life in the first place :o:

You guys?

آ$1 trillion pounds for a 5 minute session of oral?

It sounds freaky, but would anyone? You'd never have to see them again!
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

What if your dad already makes you do this???


Not that mine does....




or anything.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Times are hard; I'd probably pay my parents. :p:
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Yes.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Throw in some HMV vouchers and I'll consider it.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Throw in a bag of space raiders, a middle aged mans belly button fluff and a byzantine penny and i'm game
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Definetly not, would rather have peace of mind without that haunting you every day no matter how much was on offer.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Ditto:rolleyes:
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

No - I would rather have a good friendship with my mum and dad than a trillion pounds.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Haha, you guys blatantly would.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

I'd do it for a million. No joke.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Some things are worth more than any amount of money, and it isn't like i'm absolutely desperate for cash to buy food or something.
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Quit lying to yourself :o:
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

-shudder-
 
If I gave you £1,000,000,000,000 to have sex with your mum/dad.....

Well considering she's my step-mother....ewww that's still soooo wrong!
 
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