If I walk into a bar filled with Harley Riders, What should the first thing I say?

Should I talk in a low deep voice and say "Hey Man How's the Harley Running"?
or "hey man? where are all the babes at, did you ugly guys scare them away"?
or "wow, looking at the pipes on that Dyna parked outside, hope there isn't a earthquake when it fires up"
 
"i'm sorry,i'm in the wrong place ?"
or
i'm sorry,please don't beat me up again
or
just sit down,i'll crawl under your table
or
i have my older brothers I.D.,will that do ?
 
.....''any bear belly,gravy stained T'shirt wannabee bikers fancy there go...harley suck!..eh?''......then RUN!.
PS....I see BIG TONYS been having a go at you...some people just cant take it.....lol.
 
.....''any bear belly,gravy stained T'shirt wannabee bikers fancy there go...harley suck!..eh?''......then RUN!.
PS....I see BIG TONYS been having a go at you...some people just cant take it.....lol.
 
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